Springfield Pervert

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Mugshot of sex offender Don Vito, which is commonly used as a depiction of Springfield Pervert.
Mugshot of sex offender Don Vito, which is commonly used as a depiction of Springfield Pervert.


The Springfield Pervert is a horny, presumed to be gay male based in Springfield. He was found on a gay phone sex line trying to chat and hook-up with other men, but was intercepted by the Pig Sex Guy soundboard. He had a very horny chat with who he thought was another gay male but didn't realise he was being recorded and pranked. He has a nickname which is "Springfeel" due to how he pronounces Springfield at one point.

Victims of the Springfield Pervert soundboard usually react in disgust or anger, due to the profane and overly sexual tone of Springfeel's words.

Depiction

The Springfield Pervert is depicted as Vincent "Don Vito" Margera, a convicted sex offender and former TV personality who was previously on the popular MTV shows Viva La Bam and Jackass. Vincent, the depiction of Springfield Pervert, died on November 15th, 2015 from organ failure. News of his death stunned the soundboard pranks community, but as he was a sex offender there wasn't much sadness.

Quotes

  • "Hey, cum guzzler."
  • "Callin' from Springfield."
  • "You sound tight."
  • "Love 'em, they give good head."
  • "Ooh... I got a nice cock to slam in you."
  • "Want you to... really worship my cock."
  • "Need somebody that can worship it."
  • "I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's...gettin' hard."
  • "I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum."
  • "Like a nice, big cock in your mouth?"
  • "Like to suck on some dick?"
  • "8 inches. Nice 'n fat, can you handle that?"
  • "You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard."
  • "I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it!"
  • "Like to get slammed in the ass, too?"
  • "Slam you hard you can handle 8 inches fat?"
  • "Balls rubbin' against your chin..."
  • "And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all."
  • "I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock."
  • "Oh yeah... that sounds good."
  • "Ohhh yeahhh..."
  • "Oh yes... Definitely."
  • "8-inch cock you think you can handle that?"
  • "You're gonna drink it."
  • "You're gonna keep suckin' it."
  • "Think you can handle that?"
  • "You want that cock or not?"
  • "Bend you over and slam you."
  • "Like the cock cum between your teeth?"
  • "Cum all over your face and I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, and then you're gonna do it again. I'm gonna force you to suck it again."
  • "Hows ya lips?"
  • "Definitely."
  • "What are you gonna do with that?"
  • "You're gonna drink the cum."
  • "You just, put it in your mouth and you suck it out!